You know who a truly evil Disney villain is? Ursula. She's rotten to the core; nay, beyond the core. With her writhing tentacles and purple skin… Not that I have anything against purple skin, that is to say. Goodness knows if I had purple skin, life would be a lot more interesting. Maybe I'll get a full-body tattoo…

Er, lets curb that wandering road before it runs into a ditch, shall we…? Moving on. I, Calcumon, have progressed into the world of DeviantArt! Obviously! Which means I have to get my spunk on and deviate some art. It's giving me a reason to take a dunk in metaphorical pool of creativity and ingenuity, which won't necessarily work, but hey! I'm a doodler. I'll probably draw something eventually anyway, and why not show it off to the entirety of the internet society while I'm at it? Besides, Shiny wanted me to. She supervised my progress as I created my account. And here I am. Wibble wibble wibble?

Wibbling, by the way, is a ridiculous mannerism of mine. Allow me to explain: A wib is half a wibble. Wobbling is how you wibble. A wooble is how you wibble when you're not feeling very wibbly. And if a whippet wibbles, it's a whipple. And that's the end of that! Get to know me, get to know my wibble.

Back to, erm, pondering the future, was it? Well, I have a lot of apprehension for the future in general, but here's the nub of my pondering: I wanna write a comic! And not just any comic — a webbed one! So as I make progress, perhaps some happy little pictures will pop up on my account? Yes, indeed! Although I have a master plan: I'll hone my talents and comic style with a short little comic, and after that… It's a secret! As far as the first little practice-run is concerned, though… Well… I'm not entirely sure what I want to write and summarily draw about. But I do know this much: werewolves.

Kekeke. That's it from Cal. I have a script to write.